It seems that the weather is changeable today. Snow. Melt. Snow. Sun. Melt. Snow. Rain. Snow in big clumps. Sleet. Slush. You get the picture. Basically, the weather is making my head act like a barometer.
I have a sinus headache.
So, I will leave you with something funny from io9: If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight. Please take special note of the first comment which is a version written à la Dr. Seuss–priceless!